10 Terrifying Vintage Hellmann's Recipes (2024)

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When it comes to mayonnaise, people have strong feelings. Some of you can't stomach the mere thought of it and others of you love it so much you even add it . (This is not okay, by the way.) Regardless of where you stand on the mayonnaise issue, we're sure that when it comes to the Hellmann's mayonnaise vintage recipes, everyone -- mayo lovers and haters alike -- can agree that they're an assault to all that is good and right about food, if not the world in general.

Lucky for the planet, most of these vintage recipes died out with the close of the decades that produced them. (We're not sure we would want to live in a world where cranberry candle salads made with mayonnaise was a normal thing to order off a menu.) And lucky for Hellmann's, the company has stopped trying to be a culinary game changer -- and have quit trying to convince us to eat mayonnaise with our fruit -- because we're not sure the world would have supported it much longer. Behold, the worst vintage recipes ever made.

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Skippy & Hellmann's

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There are some seriously questionable sandwich ideas here, because of course, they all combine peanut butter with mayo. But the "double crunch" sandwich, with bacon and pickles, has really got our stomachs turning.

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Hellmann's Cake

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Watch out people! Hellmann's has made its way into our beloved chocolate cake.

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Hellmann's Treasure Chest Salad

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This fruit salad isn't like any other fruit salad out there. First of all, it's served in a "treasure chest" made out of pineapple (which is impressive for sure). Second of all, the last step of the recipe asks that you "gild the salad with Hellmann's" which is not so impressive. All we want to know is WHY? Who out there really thinks that mayonnaise has any business getting together with fruit.

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Cranberry Candle Salad

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Yes, this edible salad is also a candle. Hellmann's has really upped the ante.

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Cranberry Surprise

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Hellmann's, just stay away from the cranberries already!

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Party Potato Salad

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We've shared this one with you before, but it's such a sight we had to share it again.

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Monterey Souffle Salad

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ACK, this salad's looking at you!

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Mayonnaise Biscuits

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Skip the butter, add the mayonnaise. In what planet does that sound like a good idea?

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Treasure-Basket Salad

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We've seen the treasure chest salad, now make way for the treasure-basket salad. The treasure inside this salad is a daring combination of cottage cheese and mayonnaise.

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Mayonnaise On Burgers

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We've got nothing against mayonnaise on a burger, but here are about seven ways that mayonnaise can ruin one.

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FAQs

Did Hellman's change their recipe? ›

We haven't changed our recipe for our Real Hellmann's Mayonnaise! Thank you for feedback.

Are Hellmann's and Best Foods the same recipe? ›

When I moved east, I learned that Hellmann's, which is owned by the same company that owns Best Foods, is a nearly identical recipe. Even the blue label with its reassuring sweet ribbon on it is the same.

Did Hellmans change the color of mayonnaise? ›

Why does the recycled plastic packaging look darker now? PCR is inherently darker in color, but is 100% food safe and approved by the FDA. Rest assured, the mayonnaise and mayonnaise dressing inside our jars and bottles has not changed and has the same delicious taste you expect from Hellmann's.

What ingredient is Hellmann's? ›

NUTRITION. Canola oil, water, liquid whole egg, vinegar, liquid yolk, salt, sugar, spices, concentrated lemon juice and calcium disodium edta (maintains flavour).

Is Kirkland Mayo the same as Hellman's? ›

For Costco members, the Kirkland Signature real mayonnaise was judged to be about as good as Hellmann's. The same goes for Walmart's Great Value real mayonnaise, with its Hellmann's-like taste and texture.

Why is Hellmann's mayonnaise so expensive? ›

Even if mayonnaise does stay widely available, rising prices are making some think twice about grabbing a jar. Due to rising egg and soybean costs, the price of mayonnaise has risen an incredible 18% over the past year and Kusher says rising mayo prices "seem to have no end in sight."

Does China own Hellmann's mayonnaise in the USA? ›

Hellmann's and Best Foods are American brand names that are used for the same line of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, sauce, salad dressing, condiments and other food products. They have been owned by the British multinational company Unilever since 2000.

Is Blue Plate mayo owned by China? ›

Blue Plate Mayonnaise is a brand of mayonnaise owned by Reily Foods Company, headquartered in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Is Dukes or Hellman's better? ›

Duke's is tarter, with a more distinctive, almost vinegary, smell. Hellmann's is more neutral. That said, though, someone will immediately claim to prefer the “saltier, more citric” taste of Hellmann's. Or point out that Duke's contains no sugar.

Why is Kraft mayo so white? ›

Heavy mixing incorporates more air into the condiment, which oxidizes the mayo and creates a whiter color.

What's the difference between Miracle Whip and Hellman's mayonnaise? ›

Mayonnaise is made of oil, eggs, and vinegar (or lemon juice). Miracle Whip has the same basic ingredients but with less oil, and the addition of water, sugar, and spices like mustard, paprika, and garlic. Even with these additions, Miracle Whip has almost half the calories of mayo and half the fat.

Why is Hellman's mayo watery? ›

Why is my Mayonnaise watery (Hellmanns Separation) Sometimes when jars or bottles have not been used for a while there may be some liquid that appears on the surface of the product.

What mayo does Jimmy John's use? ›

The Big John® is made with hand-sliced roast beef and topped with Hellmann's® mayo, fresh-sliced lettuce and tomato. Customize with any of your favorite Freebies or Add-ons.

Who owns Hellmann's now? ›

Unilever acquired the Hellmann's and Best Foods brands in 2000 and they remain members of the Unilever family today!

Is Hellmans Mayo different? ›

Do Hellmann's and Best Foods Actually Taste the Same? In the world of mayonnaise, everyone knows that Hellmann's has a presence on the East Coast, while Best Foods is what you'll find on the West Coast. Regardless, they're made by the same company and are the same product.

What is bioengineered in Hellman's mayonnaise? ›

Among the list of ingredients in Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise, the following products are of particular concern: Soybean oil: 93 percent of soy in the US is GMO. Sugar: 54 percent of sugar sold in the US is from sugar beets, of which over 90 percent are GMO. Vinegar: Made from corn, of which 89 percent is GMO.

Why is my Hellmann's mayonnaise runny? ›

Why is my mayonnaise watery? Sometimes when jars or bottles have not been used for a while there may be some liquid that appears on the surface of the product. If this does happen, please shake your bottle well, or stir your mayonnaise well before using.

What's the difference between Dukes Mayo and Hellman's? ›

Duke's is tarter, with a more distinctive, almost vinegary, smell. Hellmann's is more neutral. That said, though, someone will immediately claim to prefer the “saltier, more citric” taste of Hellmann's. Or point out that Duke's contains no sugar.

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